Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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