Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
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