If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
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