Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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