i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
i need some magic done to my vagina
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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