just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
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