So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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