i was born a porn star she said
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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