I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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