I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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