We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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