Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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