no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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