I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
Randomize