Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Of course I have a pirate flag
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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