It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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