You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Randomize