god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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