I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
