U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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