Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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