She is in my trunk
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
This is the high leading the old right now
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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