i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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