Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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