I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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