If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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