I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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