Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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