Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
i think my cat just said my name.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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