when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Can't talk, ducks in the car
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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