I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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