Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I just had sex on a roof
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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