you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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