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And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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