Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I just pynch a tree in the face
I just cut my nipple shaving
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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