ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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