I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
operation have a gay friend backfired
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Randomize
