Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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