school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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