when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
I'm always down for nudity.
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