Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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