is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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