Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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