also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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