mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
two words...techno handjob
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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