Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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