True but thats because hes a fetus.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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