Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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