Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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