Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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