i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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