I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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