I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
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