he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
She bit a glass in half.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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