his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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