But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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